Top 5 reasons why waiting for baby to come, SUCK!
#5 I never know when my last meal will be.
#4 Keeping the house clean, in case tomorrow is the DAY.
#3 My breasts are resting on my stomach, but only because the stomach is getting bigger.
#2 Daily shaving my legs and arm pits, again, in case tomorrow is the DAY.
#1 Its the only thing that I have waited this long for, engagement was half this time!!!
COME ALREADY!!!!! GOSH!!!!
#4 Keeping the house clean, in case tomorrow is the DAY.
#3 My breasts are resting on my stomach, but only because the stomach is getting bigger.
#2 Daily shaving my legs and arm pits, again, in case tomorrow is the DAY.
#1 Its the only thing that I have waited this long for, engagement was half this time!!!
COME ALREADY!!!!! GOSH!!!!

1 Comments:
Just be thankful you are prepared. I was caught completely off guard with hairy legs, unpainted toenails, and a dirty house complete with dirty laundry!
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